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Crap whistle 

Someone that talks shit all the time.
Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.
Crap whistle by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017
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When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.

Crap the whip 

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.
"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
Crap the whip by lonestardic October 13, 2021

crap-tacular 

A combination of crappy and spectacular. As in spectacularly crappy. Crap-tacular.

Pepsi is crap-tacular. While coke remains amazing.

Crap Dusting 

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.
"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"
Crap Dusting by BlumpkinAftermath January 3, 2009

Crap cutter 

"Nice crap cutter!" I yelled as the big bootie hoe walked across the street
Crap cutter by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002