wake and bake

Toking up right after you wake up.

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

bake off

bake off is like saying fuck off… go away .

like just bake off

jim: that joke did not bang

you : no one asked just bake off lad

by Bazzysmuck January 6, 2022

Tap the brakes

To Slow down or to be cautious ,careful it reconsider something

Roscoe really wanted to buy a new home but since his company was laying people off, he decided to tap the brakes on his idea for now

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 6, 2019

baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

by benny the baker April 2, 2009

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Baketress

A female baker

The hot baketress makes some pretty good muffins!

by chiefnofeathers May 26, 2010

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015