To be affected by a bad set of circumstance, the acuteness of which is so severe as to be admissible as proof that an unseen, omnipresent or higher power is the cause.
Luck that is so bad it’s like god is picking on you.
This word is loosely related to budget, in the context of "something of poor quality".
Luck that is so bad it’s like god is picking on you.
This word is loosely related to budget, in the context of "something of poor quality".
Andy: ”I was shopping and I saw a parking attendant putting a ticket on my car. I ran out to stop him only to slip and fall, breaking my spine. A five-year-old-child then vomited on me."
Joe: "Budgeted.”
”I get all the FUCKING way through the level, right to the end boss, get him down to half his health and then I just get budgeted. Every FUCKING time.”
Joe: "Budgeted.”
”I get all the FUCKING way through the level, right to the end boss, get him down to half his health and then I just get budgeted. Every FUCKING time.”
by SlapOutCity December 13, 2008
Get the budgeted mug.A testicular wedgie caused by one's pants seam to ride up into the genital area and separate said balls in such a way it's uncomfortable.
Offspring of the 'moose knuckle'
"My pants were so tight they gave me a bledge."
I had a bledge so fierce my penis hemorrhage blood for days.
"My pants were so tight they gave me a bledge."
I had a bledge so fierce my penis hemorrhage blood for days.
by Mr.Mcfly August 26, 2013
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those two are all brused up from the bludgeoning
by 4n6 science October 22, 2007
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Do it yourself..........
OK, where's the blidger? oh, you're sat on it
or,
OK my turn at WiiFit, pass me the blidger.
Do it yourself..........
OK, where's the blidger? oh, you're sat on it
or,
OK my turn at WiiFit, pass me the blidger.
by SPUD1234 January 12, 2011
Get the Blidger mug.Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.
by I drink a lot March 21, 2011
Get the Budget Drunk mug.One whom is so deeply rooted into alcohol addiction prices become the imperitive decisive factor in the purchase of alcoholic beverages. Always, deep strategic consideration is taken for the alcohol to dollar ratio, always buying the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest bang for your buck beverage. Frequently panhandles and drinks exclusively to get drunk, never for the taste.
Look at that man standing on the corner holding a "why lie i need a beer" sign! He may look like a bum but he's a mathematical genius when calculating alcohol to dollar ratios, as well as a strategic drunk! Surely he will get wasted on no more than 5 dollars! He's a true budget binger!
by Jewish Drunkard November 22, 2011
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by Chez_Marto June 7, 2018
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