Batchelor High-Five

When you find a girl a girl, grab her boob, and when she goes to slap you, you high five her.

Dude, Shane gave that girl a Batchelor High-Five last night and now they are dating!

by Punkaboo October 18, 2011

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.

Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.

by Beatlistic October 1, 2009

BathedinInsanity

Insane bishie boy who wuvvles all the women, and some of 'da men ;)

"Hey, there goes that sexy BathedinInsanity!"

"Oh load's...Celes is missing...where's BathedinInsanity?!"

by Jay Wise June 27, 2003

Bothelbutt

(bothill-but)
When you do not wipe your butt for a extended period of time and your poop gets crusted in your crack.

That boy's butt is so dirty, he must have bothelbutt.

by Paul Donatelli February 26, 2008

Bathil

The word for Butthole

Bill you are a Bathil

by Tyler Loux March 9, 2009

Bathlete

A shorter way of saying, bad athlete.

John: Im nervous about the track and field times. I think i screwed up.

Ben: Well at least you will have better times than the bathletes!

John: Thats true!

by platni65 September 4, 2009