Battle Toaster

A sexuality

I identify as a Battle Toaster

by Mystery_Man1010101 July 1, 2020

Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children

Battery browne you got the stuff?

by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020

cock batter

semen

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.

by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

happy-batter

Term for male cum used by Jeph Jacques. See also euphoria fluid.

We use condoms. She's not dripping my happy-batter everywhere we go.

by [e-mail] October 23, 2010

derf batter

The act of 2 buck naked men in a horny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with ass juice forming a burnt buttery looking substance that smells of Axe body spray, Ball sweat and Shit!

By the smell of him, I'd swear he was out making Derf Batter last night!

by Krumpet Puncher October 16, 2015

Car battery

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers

Greg and christopher getting on a car battery

by no problem bruh August 24, 2017