Voter-autism

A condition caused by having children. It leaves a person unable to fill in a voter registration card, remember how to fill in a ballot, drive to a polling place, or remember election day at all. or Any excuse to not vote by parents.

Jane had drop the youngest off at day-care before work, and Dick had to pick the oldest up from football after work. Neither voted on election day and now we are stuck with Rick Scott. I hate voter-autism

by Tanninhater July 23, 2011

Reverse Autism

A diagnosis given to you when you have 18 or less Chromosomes instead of 22, this makes a little too average, but a really bad speech impediment.

You have Reverse Autism.
Reverse Autistic person, "auuughggguaauhhhg"

by Laborin Jameees May 6, 2017

Hereditary Autism

Hoyt Pence

"When you confidently yell out the wrong answer in class, you have hereditary autism"

by .Thicc. May 10, 2017

liquid autism

When a non autistic person is saying stuff so autistic you could fill a glass with the autism that is coming out of his mouth.

Yo this dumbass be spittin' liquid autism all over the place.

by MaxPare July 10, 2017

liquid autism

When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.

A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".

by MaxPare July 12, 2017

Hardcore autism

It's very similar to normal autism but it's much stronger and very damageing to braincells for a normal person to see it. It's also pretty rare.

Person A: Wth is he doing???
Person B: DON'T LOOK, you may get tumor in your eyes?!
Person A: Why?
Person B: He has hardcore autism!

by litless November 28, 2017

Heino-Autism

An extremely high autism level, and it's very rare.

Doctor: he might have Heino-Autism
Patient: HURR DURRRH!
Jakobs mom: God Dammit...

by Bamsefar69 January 27, 2018