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bill wyman 

Original bass player for the Rolling Stones.Born December 1935. Has shagged over 1,000 chicks in his lifetime, including some who were not quite legal, most notably when he married (or nearly at least) a girl who IIRC was like 15.

No longer plays bass for the Stones.
Guy #1: Did you hear Paint It Black?
Guy #2: You know that was actually written by Bill Wyman and not Jagger or Richards?
bill wyman by Kajackroll July 2, 2007

Bill O'Reilly

Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.
Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.
Bill O'Reilly by thissounddefense September 18, 2005
(bill-up) to roll/smoke some kush, also said "ball up" used by smokers threw out T-dot.
"yo hommie I just coped a pack of backwoods and a Q lets bill up!"

"Im so down broski link me when your at my block"
bill up by peshyMcDilla March 10, 2013

Bill Belichick

When a girl sucks on your balls for so long they become 2 psi below normal

(Only to be used by New Englanders with pats pride)
Steve: Dude that chick Summer gave me a Bill Belichick last night I feel so light
Shawn: Good luck trying to have kids then bro.
Bill Belichick by Dothejohnwall January 31, 2015

Bill cosbyed 

When you get taken out for drinks and get drugged and raped or you do it to someone.
Jayden- "man I finna bill cosbyed my girlfriend last night"
John- "that's pretty cool man"
Bill cosbyed by CheezStick July 23, 2018

Bill Magers 

A person who has a frat boy attitude, drinks and drives, and thinks they are above the law.
"Man did you see that guy get busted for his 4th DUI and only get probabtion?" "Yeah dude thinks he's the county judge or something, a real Bill Magers."
Bill Magers by CountyJester February 20, 2022