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Angry Zidane

Its when after your done skeetin onto a girls chest/tits and you say somethin bad about her,,, when she stands up mad you head butt the shit outta her
Yo after our religion teacher gave us another damn assignment about moses that ho deserves to get angry zidaned
by Negro please October 13, 2006
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Person A: I'm going to fuck your mom if you lose this scoccer game
Person B: *zidanes person a*
by SOB07 April 20, 2007
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zidane

1. To lose ones mind at the worst possible time.
2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base.
3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain.
4. To go beserk on the man.
5. To over react on something trivial.
1. Upon losing the election, Howard Dean went Zidane on the winner, cursing him and insulting his mother.
2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on Urban Dictionary.
3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold.
4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man.
5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.
by prof. frink July 10, 2006
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"You don't need a reason to help people." -Zidane
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
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Zidane

To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.
Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM!!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
by pretish July 29, 2006
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Zidane!

A variation of 'Shazam!' & exclaimed in the same way when a game turning goal is scored. A way of showing tribute to the great one. Also similar to a pwnt but only used on the field.
Through ball! Through ball!

Cross! Header!!. . . . Zidane!!!
by floW XII November 30, 2006
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zidane

Large or growing bald spot on usually occurring on back of head.
Damn, John your zidane is getting bigger everyday!
by charith June 3, 2005
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