You got it

Can be used in a sarcastic tone implying that the person has the stage when someone is cracking jokes on person stating “you got it”

Man look at this guy and his big feet “he must be a clown”

Nah you got it

by Brickhouse_70 September 4, 2021

have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.

Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"

by buy me free games November 2, 2018

Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

This is what you say when someone in your friend group says something unfunny

Chris: "I had sex with Joe Mama last night
Josh: " Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

by Eternal Bleeding February 26, 2021

you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004

dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing

something you say when someone makes a stupid fucking joke

sophia- “I am gonna baptize my child in vape smoke”

everyone else- “dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing”

by z0d1st3d December 26, 2019

you got nothin’ coming!

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.

Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

You got Myers'd

Getting screwed over, or taken advantage of by someone who is too lazy to do their job and too busy looking out for them self.

#1
DS 1: Dude, why are you still here? You aren't on CQ so why are you sitting at the desk?
DS 2: CQ had to go let out his dogs, and that was 3 hours ago.
DS1: Dude, you just got Myers'd

#2
DS 1: Why are you filling out that paperwork to turn in the broken Humvee? You aren't the master driver for the company.
DS 2: I don't know, I don't stick up for myself when I get told to do other peoples jobs. I pretty much have no penis.
DS 1: Dude, you got Myers'd.

by IGOTMYERS'D@A2-10 October 26, 2013