Yo Momma Jokes

An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:

Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...

You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.

common Yo momma jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.

Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."

Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.

Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.

by ygfrekwfgwerfh November 25, 2011

yo momma

Stupid, it the lady that gave birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking it up.

"Yo momma soo fat she stepped on the scale and it said, 'one person at time'."

by Dubbs Weisshaar December 28, 2005

yo momma

1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.

2)the perfect way to get dumped.

1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!

by argghhh May 8, 2005

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .

"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"

by abit too black person September 17, 2023

Yo motha

A term refering to somones mother. Sometimes used as a 'come back' for other jokes.

Somone Says: You Suck!
You Say: Yo motha!

by Taro January 18, 2004

yo mouf

When subject "A" puts "deez nuts" in yo "mouf".

Hey Kurt what would you like to do today? "I'd like to put deez nuts in yo mouf!"

by SirMasterKurt April 12, 2016