waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

Yogurt Hose

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009

throwing yogurt

ejaculating, especially from masturbation. (from the resemblance of semen to yogurt and the up and down motion of the hand causing it to seem as if the yogurt has been thrown instead of ejaculated)

I always throw yogurt before a hot date to take the edge off.

by yogemaster April 15, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011

Ocean Yogurt

Semen after being ejaculated into unkempt vagina. This only applies if the vagina has reached the stage when it smells of rotting fish, hence the word "ocean".

"Ew, did you catch a whiff of Stacy when she walked by?"
"Yeah dude, she's probably full of Ocean Yogurt right now."

by Skaldic February 12, 2018

kenny yogurton

At age 25, Kenny is 6'2 and loves his ladies. Kenny loves his yogurt night despite finding it difficult most of the time. His phone battery often dies. New York resident. He loves tennis and will make you et it. He isa licensed winter boots owner. Creator of the universe and everything we know and love. He has endless special skills, including eating with chopsticks. Part time yoga instructor. As a professional athlete he has 7 NBA championships and a Super Bowl MVP with endless other awards in his hall of special skills. Follow his instagram @kennyyogurton. Arch nemesis is Barry Been Benson ever since the year 2007.

Kenny Yogurton is the Greatest Athlete of all time

Kenny Yogurton is our lord and savior.

Kenny created us all
Geez, Kenny be packing the dick
Kenny Yogurton will steal your bitch

by Kenny Yogurton June 11, 2020