4 definitions by Skaldic
The act of removing your pants and letting your testicles hang through the fold of your underwear, then proceeding to walk around nonchalantly.
My wife and I have hit a new level of comfortable around each other. She doesn't even look twice when I go coinpursing around the living room.
by Skaldic August 27, 2019
I should buy a belt. This morning, my pants were sagging and my fly was down. When I pulled up the zipper, it pinched my jint something fierce.
by Skaldic October 13, 2020
Similar to the classic trope of Robin Hood or another skilled archer splitting an arrow with another, Robin Hooding is the act of running erect-penis-first into an ass, and then a second penis wielder running dick-first into the previous runner's ass.
Listen, when my fiancé agreed to a threesome, I didn't expect to go Robin Hooding with a guy twice my size.
by Skaldic June 10, 2022
Semen after being ejaculated into unkempt vagina. This only applies if the vagina has reached the stage when it smells of rotting fish, hence the word "ocean".
"Ew, did you catch a whiff of Stacy when she walked by?"
"Yeah dude, she's probably full of Ocean Yogurt right now."
"Yeah dude, she's probably full of Ocean Yogurt right now."
by Skaldic February 12, 2018