wooken-pa-nub 

v. etymology-derived from "looking for love" when eddy murphey sang it on SNL (a comedy skit show in the USA) as Buckwheat(a young african american character from the little rascals(an old television show in the USA) who had a very thick southern african american accent).
means to go or be on the prowl for sex.

Last night at the club i was wooken-pa-nub but struck out.

wooken-pa-nub by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

Wooden computer 

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

Wooden computer by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

Wooden onesie 

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

Wooden onesie by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

wooden spoon 

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

wooden spoon by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Wooden Koala 

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

Wooden Koala by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

Wooden Medal 

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd

Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.

Wooden Medal by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

wooseing out 

How you would spell wussing out if you were retarded

Guy one: That guy was wooseing out of that fight
Guy two: (smacks other guy for being a fucktard)

wooseing out by Bunny The Life Guard January 29, 2009