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Something an arsehole whines when you treat them the same way they treat you. Double standards and hypocrisy at it's finest.
Andy:You ate my donut! How dare you!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!
by mrperson123 January 14, 2019
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Woonsocket

A place where every white kid thinks there either black or peurterican. Also a place that has Main Street where every 1960's hippy hangs out and take there burnt out asses to New York Weiner shop. Woonsocket is also a great place to get the hiv (HIV), Crabs, The Clap, Herpes, A Fat ass ugly Prostitute (mostly 50 year olds) and also where you can watch a mother jump into her daughters fight at the Middle School...
WOONSOCKET PRIDE
White kid: "yo niggaz whats up, lets get cronked."
Black kid: "yo bitch who you callin nigga."
Peruterican kid: "blah blah blah im a spic."
by The Jolly Green Giant June 22, 2007
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Woonsocket Dynamite

When you give a guy a blowjob with Tabasco Sauce in your mouth.

In Woonsocket (Northern Rhode Isand) a dynamite is a spicy sloppy joe on a torpedo bun.
Hey buddy, after we went to da Autumnfest, my girlfriend gave me a Woonsocket Dynamite while I was riding on the Sizzler.
by Sizzler Man March 6, 2009
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wrongshitness

Use of the word righteousness, or similar metaphor, to bestow moral authority upon a heinous or reprehensible idea
Rick Perry saying that using fossil fuel to prevent sexual abuse is some serious wrongshitness
by chakaz November 5, 2017
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The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.
I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.
by MarcusDude September 30, 2012
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woonis

a word used to describe an unpleasent occurance; a way of telling someone off without using coarse language.
"That Woonis just cut me off, and I nearly spilled my latte!"

"Thanks Woonis!" is used as sarcasm when in mixed company.

Instead of "bummer" you could choose to say Woonis

If you are feeling crummy, you could be feeling woonis

A four year old could use this word instead of others they may have picked up...
by Koots Doodleranger November 27, 2009
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Woonsocket Breakfast

The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.
Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.
by Toxin88 July 22, 2016
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