woonis

a word used to describe an unpleasent occurance; a way of telling someone off without using coarse language.

"That Woonis just cut me off, and I nearly spilled my latte!"

"Thanks Woonis!" is used as sarcasm when in mixed company.

Instead of "bummer" you could choose to say Woonis

If you are feeling crummy, you could be feeling woonis

A four year old could use this word instead of others they may have picked up...

by Koots Doodleranger November 27, 2009

Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...

MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!

by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

Woonsocket Rocket

A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.

"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night"
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."

by Bucket West Miguel August 14, 2019

Woodism

Woodism is the belief that the entire universe is made up of entire wood.

Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.

by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015

Kayla Wonisch

Is the definition of Bitchin, Hotness, and mainly kicks some serious ass. Can found at Jonas brother concerts, backstage, and listening to the Beatles.

Person 1: Did you see that girl?

Person 2 : Hell yeah, she is soooo a Kayla Wonisch. That girl can kick some ass!

by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009

Woonsocket

A small town in Rhode Island where it appears that the majority of the population is comprised of unmarried women (usually *cough* "disabled" but unable to collect Disability) who have multiple children (usually disabled or have ADHD) by different fathers who are 1) abusive, 2) unable to perform honest work and support their children, 3) are in jail or prison. The educational system must be non-existent if you go by the poor spelling and lack of grammar posting and begging for money and things on a multitude of cyber-begging websites such as needyorgreedy.com, wishuponahero.com, cafemom.com and numerous other sites. The majority of the population is on some sort of public assistance and those that arent yet receiving government funding are "waiting for SSI to be approved for 1) their amusement park accident, 2) their "disability", 3) their child/rens "disability"... the list is endless. Oh, yes, they always end their scammy requests and remarks with the words "god bless".

I pulled a woonsocket on those websites for cash and goods by lying about my situation.

by CatchingCriminals2 March 24, 2011