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Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wonder Fuck 

It is when you have had sex with somebody way out of your league. Something that might not ever happen again, it is like the peak of your sex like; the one time you'll always remember.
1: I was wonder fucked by Megan Fox

2: Man 1: When was your Wonder Fuck?

Man 2: When I did my wife for the first time
Wonder Fuck by 9289515257 May 17, 2011

Wonderhoy 

Emu: WONDERHOYWONDERHOYWONDERHOYWONDERHOYWONDERHOYWONDERHOYWONDERHOYWONDERHOYWONDERHOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonderhoy by emuotorikinnie July 22, 2022

wonderbread 

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.
"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

fuckless wonder 

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.
Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.