Wombatism

The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.

I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition.

by buffblo March 17, 2009

Wombat

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

Wombats

The most amazing animal that lives on this planet. it tops all other on beastly animals like the gay Red Ruffed Lemur. this animal lives in Australia and is almost extinct so support the Wombat Foundation!

I love those amazing Wombats they are the most beastly animals. So i created the cool Wombat Foundation.

by Billyroxmysox March 17, 2008

wombats

An English band! Kind of Indie, really good music

K) Have you heard the new Wombats song?
V) Yeh its great

by Vickstardatrickstar October 15, 2007

Wombat

The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.

After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was despondent to find out that his wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and brambles.

by Montay January 15, 2008

Wombates

Those who have previously shared a womb together, Twins, a birthin' roomate, siblings, lookalikes

Yeah, thats my twin, probably the worst wombate i've ever had.

He was a good wombate, until the tail fully developed.

Were you two wombates?

by Mmmyah00 January 28, 2008

Wombat

(noun) A single woman aged 21-34 who has a child. She tries harder than a normal woman with no kids to look hot and will typically do more in bed in order to attract a mate to help support her and raise her child. Indicators include: a lot of eye shadow, lives with her parents, lets you do crazy things to her in bed in order to prove her worth.
See similar: Cougar.

I went home with a Wombat last night and then played videogames with her son in the morning.

by Warrior Zohan March 17, 2011