1 definition by JacksonCurtis
Similar to that's what she said, but more general.
To take whatever was just said, and think about it in a sexual tense. Often both highly amusing and crude.
A novice will point out the obvious, like "That's really hard." Wombat.
A master will put twists on the unexpected, like "When was the last time you washed this? It smells horrible!" Wombat.
To take whatever was just said, and think about it in a sexual tense. Often both highly amusing and crude.
A novice will point out the obvious, like "That's really hard." Wombat.
A master will put twists on the unexpected, like "When was the last time you washed this? It smells horrible!" Wombat.
(While John is doing homework)
Jim: "Hey man, what's up?"
John: "Would you quiet down? I'm trying to finish!"
Jim: "WOMBAT!"
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Student: "This test is too hard!"
Teacher: "Just shut up and take it."
Student: "WOMBAT!"
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(Talking about a car)
Mechanic 1: "It pulls a little hard to the right, but is still a really nice ride."
Mechanic 2: "WOMBAT!"
Jim: "Hey man, what's up?"
John: "Would you quiet down? I'm trying to finish!"
Jim: "WOMBAT!"
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Student: "This test is too hard!"
Teacher: "Just shut up and take it."
Student: "WOMBAT!"
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(Talking about a car)
Mechanic 1: "It pulls a little hard to the right, but is still a really nice ride."
Mechanic 2: "WOMBAT!"
by JacksonCurtis October 17, 2009