Wokester 

A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.

The wokester would not eat his sandwich because he claimed the white bread was racist

Wokester by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023

Tundra Wookies 

Women from cold areas, usually around interior Alaska, who don't take care of themselves; they don't shave, eat right, or have any health conscience.

These tundra wookies make me want to puke sometimes

Tundra Wookies by proudlolita May 23, 2007

Wokester 

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

Wokester by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

wokesexual 

The highest form of woke is bending your sexuality to virtue signal that you are in the woke mob.

Castro SF, is the wokesexual capitol. Find former men and women flashing BLM butt plugs in broad daylight, and the highest genders per capita in the world.

wokesexual by wokeisha February 15, 2022

wokespeak 

An updated version of George Orwell's NewSpeak. The purpose of both NewSpeak and WokeSpeak remains the same, thought control by the left.

When Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono criticized Amy Barrett for using the term sexual preference instead of sexual orientation, it was a dog whistle to the left. Merriam-Webster within hours redefined the term 'sexual preference' as offensive wokespeak.

wokespeak by Nevada Smith October 15, 2020

wokesplain

To attribute bad behavior to malevolence or oppression from people other than the bad actors.

A: Urban murders are up 60% this year! The legacy of slavery sure is terrible!
B: Quit wokesplaining! It makes no sense that slavery's impact would get worse the further we get from it!

wokesplain by jdfree June 21, 2021

wookies 

One who travels from show to show with no money and sometimes, not all wooks, steal food, beer, whiskey, drugs, or anything they can trade for them. the wookie usaully stinks like ten year old funk and often have the same dirty clothes on since the last time you saw them. Evil wookies often sell fake drugs to support the free spirited lifestyle they live.

Did you see those wookies passed out on the trail

wookies by S the hippie October 30, 2007