Wowie Ali

This is a sex act often used when intoxicated. You begin by inserting your fist in your partners ass. Then you proceed to pull their hair while pulling your fist out of their rectum. Lastly, you punch them square in the face with your shit covered fist. And there you have it, a Wowie Ali.

Holy crap! Last night Jeff gave Jackie a Wowie Ali.

Wowie Ali by thisguy85 January 30, 2009

wofte 

Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.

"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"

wofte by danmur May 28, 2006

wolfie sco 

a raw mixer and artist from the P.H.

ey mayn, u see that nig wolfie sco? he raw as fuck

wolfie sco by niglit880 August 25, 2009

Wowie 

When someone says something boring and you have nothing else to say but you still want to talk.

Jerry: I like memes

Amy: Wowie

Wowie by RamenForLife May 24, 2018

Maui Wowie

Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.

Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.

Maui Wowie by Sancho July 30, 2003

wokie 

A wokie is an individual who is woke, someone that emits higher grace and does not shy away from sharing his or her insights on the topic, regardless of the actual possession of said knowledge.

Sam: Hey Adam, how was cheese and wine last night with the alumni?

Adam: Those fedora tipsters are a bunch of wokies just after a few glasses. I had to down a bottle ahead of time just to keep up.

wokie by seeleenotsillyonlyclee April 5, 2019

wokie 

when people want a cookie for acting woke

man to coworker: "I just think it's terrible that our boss didn't listen to your ideas because you're a woman. I once went to a seminar about this, and I would have done a much better job of listening to you."

coworker: "Would you like a wokie?"

wokie by JMGA88 July 10, 2017