Wine Shits

Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.

No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

April Wine

A hard rock band formed in the 1970's in Ontario, Canada.
Many of their classics are...
-I like to rock
-Could've been a lady
-Fast train

-Sign of the Gypsy Queen

Member the April Wine show last night, and they busted out "I like To Rock"? That was an awesome concert.

by kidrocking November 11, 2009

incest is wincest

A phrase many anime fans use to describe/praise an anime/manga depicting incestuous relationship(s), usually between or among siblings.

"I just can't stand anime, man. Why is there so much incest in it?

"Bro, incest is wincest!"

by Yume99 August 11, 2016

winesia

when you've had too many glasses of wine and you can't remember the events of the previous night/day/etc.

Tal told me I stood up on the bar and started stripping last night! I seem to have blocked it out. Must be winesia.

by kds818 October 7, 2009

Windshitter Syndrome

A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.

"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"

by leagueofwests August 30, 2021

winds of shit

From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

by Chuwy June 10, 2006

Wine Mom

A middle-aged female (usually a mother) who enjoys drinking a refined, complex red or white wine most likely bought from Whole Foods with her other middle-aged female friends while exchanging neighborhood gossip. Common topics during this odd ritual include but are not limited to: annoying children, idiotic husbands, fundraisers for an elementary or middle school, that one neighbor who enjoys starting drama, and other neighbors who choose not to maintain their lawn. Wine mothers also tend to post their gatherings on Facebook.

Brenda: Sharon, would you like to join us this evening? We're drinking your favorite!
Sharon: Of course! You know, Martin won't be home tonight, but the kids will be fine.
Brenda: Oh Sharon, you are such little spit-fire! I admire your courage and spontaneous attitude.
Brenda's emo daughter: Ugh, you guys are such wine moms.

by smigwig February 22, 2018