Dirty Wilford

When a man fills a woman or another man’s ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming “She’ll be coming around the mountain.

“Chris have me a Dirty Wilford last night and used the left overs for guacamole “

Dirty Wilford by Gay4Clents March 6, 2022

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

wilford brimley by Eric July 31, 2003

Georgina wilford

a girl i went out with for a while that takes life way 2 seriouse and needs to get over her ex-boyfreinds better cus it didnt half annoy me. get over it god damn u

"will u go out wit me again?"
"no"
next day
"will u go out with me again?"
"no"

Georgina wilford by jim bob charley March 28, 2004

wilworth 

A penis that is exceptional in length, circumference, size, radius, diameter, weight, erectional length and anything else that assists levels of pleasure experienced by a man or woman upon penetration.

"I have never seen, felt or experienced such a phenomenal wilworth."

wilworth by Katie, Bronte and Nink. January 6, 2008

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

wilford brimley by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

wilford brimley by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

when wiznorst comes to wiznorst my pizneople come fiznirst 

bros before hoes

when wiznorst comes to wiznorst my pizneople come fiznirst by buss December 9, 2002