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Jan Willem 

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
Jan Willem by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Willem Dafoe 

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.
"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

walletvoting 

When folks vote their wallets, screening out everything else about a candidate.
There has been a surge in walletvoting over the course of this administration.
walletvoting by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

Wallet Warrior 

A player in a mmo game who spends piles of money to get all of the best items and equipment. Usually still sucks at the game.
*Premium tank firing randomly kills ally at the start of the game*

Ally: "You stupid fucking wallet warrior!"
Wallet Warrior by MTWEmperor September 21, 2012
She is a smart and a cute person but can destroy your life if you wanna fight her.
I bet she isn't quiet like we see her.. she is Wioletta
Wioletta by Jeonie June 10, 2016

Butcher's Wallet 

Slang for the female reproductive arrangement.
"I enjoyed eating her butcher's wallet"
Butcher's Wallet by Benzine April 26, 2005