wifed up

a guy who has a wifey

"yo can i holla at ya boy he lookn mad cute"
"nah he wifed up"

by yo liz January 6, 2007

Wified Up

The act of being in a very serious relationship with a girl and acting like one does when married.

Damn! Look at Tyrone all wified up. He doesn't even come out and hang with the guys anymore.

by sexlover0909 January 22, 2012

wifedaughter

A cracked-out skinny white trash girl who is married to a fat older redneck dad. You can't tell if she is his daughter of wife.

Look at the crackhore with that oldman.

Is that his wife or daughter?

Who knows, thats his wifedaughter.

by mattwj420 March 9, 2007

Wifed

When you were about to do, say or think something and your wife puts an immediate stop to it.

Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

wiffledick

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

Whiffed

When somebody has smoked a rather large amount of Cannabis and is quite stoned.

Other Words: Stoned, High, Trippin', Blazed

Guy 1 : "Why do you keep laughing? Nothin funny is happening"
Guy2 : "I'm pretty whiffed right now"

by Stu3y August 20, 2010

tinkle-wiffer

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures

snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this

by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009