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The correct spelling is actually "guero." It's used by mexicans to describe a man with light complexion and blond hair. The only reason why it's spelled "weto" by these dumb shit heads is because they are probably mexican americans who watch way too much BET and talk black. They basically forgot to write and speak in spanish.
idiot:yeah nigga it was this weto out der, you feel me.

mexican guy: wtf is wrong with you?
weto by tu madre guey April 2, 2008
Related Words
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weetoddid 

Amusingly retarded or retardedly fun.
Last week's road trip was weetoddid!
weetoddid by Special Man November 10, 2004

im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.
"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"
A Spanish term for a man with naturally Blond hair.
Wetos are most common among Northern Europeans, more so than indigenous inhabitants of Spain.
Weto by Dan August 12, 2003

wetoddid 

(we*TODD*did)

A word that was coined by my uncle's coworker, whose name was Todd, as a less-intelligent-sounding replacement for retarded. One who is slow, retarded, and/or stupid. The word is a synonym for retarded, in both actual and slang definitions, and can be used the same way by anyone wishing to ridicule anyone who is described by the word while at the same time mocking them and/or emphasizing the word. Can also be used to determine if people are awake/asleep, paying attention/spaced out, reading/staring at the book, baked/sober, drunk/sober, or for eavesdropper detection.

Syn: retarded.
Jesus: A-kuh-duh, dee-dee-dee, i wanna suck sum cackberries.
Conner: Ok, you can suck mine.
Jesus: (licking Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet" book) I was joking, you cracker. Go eat your mom's tuna. (resumes licking)
Conner: No, how about you do it.
Jesus: You wanna go?
Conner: No, I don't want to go out with you.
Jesus: Wow, you're wetoddid...
wetoddid by C.J.H. April 22, 2008
retarded in Jamuel's language (if u dono jamuel then ur deprived) if you couldn't figure that out urself then you obvoisly are "wetoddit"
Man those Californians sure are wetoddit!

Jamuel: Wetoddit
Lauren n Ryan n Kaley: *laughing hysterically for hours*!
wetoddit by Lauren Walker June 12, 2004