weto

weto means a mexican, latino, hispanic dude that looks like a white boy.

paul wall is a weto haha
its usually not a good thing when people call you a weto when you are hispanic.

by EmoKidsAreFags May 2, 2006

weto

The correct spelling is actually "guero." It's used by mexicans to describe a man with light complexion and blond hair. The only reason why it's spelled "weto" by these dumb shit heads is because they are probably mexican americans who watch way too much BET and talk black. They basically forgot to write and speak in spanish.

idiot:yeah nigga it was this weto out der, you feel me.

mexican guy: wtf is wrong with you?

by tu madre guey April 2, 2008

Weto

A Spanish term for a man with naturally Blond hair.

Wetos are most common among Northern Europeans, more so than indigenous inhabitants of Spain.

by Dan August 12, 2003

Weto palmas

I know weto means white boy or cracker, but these Mexicans I work with call me weto Palmas? Not sure what that means. From what I've searched it looks like they're calling me either the white hand or sexy white boy like joking around? Please help me understand someone! Lol

When I asked them what weto Palmas meant they tried to lie and say it meant badass Mexican. Im not stupid..someone help me understand what this means please!

by XxStraightPimpNxx July 11, 2018

Weto ma

The action of committing a cicle jerk in the middle a a train station and then barfing all over your testicles

Me and my friends did a Weto ma yesterday and now my hands are sore.

by Weto ma December 7, 2022

wet-o-wheel detector

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.

"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"

by xxxsecretg September 19, 2008

Wetop

A guy who is a grammar nazi and loves endless discussions. He got no life and is always lurking in the shoutbawx ready to strike.

Stop being a Wetop

by TheWatcherxx March 26, 2013