weenald moment

When someone simps for Nia from Xenoblade chronicles 2

Wait, Nia is your favorite character? This is a weenald moment

by weenald3305 December 15, 2020

weener

George W. Bush

Look at that weener trying to win the war.

by nowayride August 28, 2002

Weened

When an individual sqeezes through a tight space only to rub their weiner across another persons back.

I was sitting in my chair and my boss sqeezed by and weened me from shoulder to shoulder.

by Tuggles El Beaver March 18, 2009

weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass

Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!

by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009

wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

Weene

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.

There was a weene having an orgasm.

by AppleKermit January 14, 2019

little weener

in the process of not getting any action from girls, its also too small to get any from ur hand

Chris is a scavenger and he has a little weener.

by Nick fa sho April 17, 2005