Webtard

An individual who is oblivious to web scams and phishing, usually having sub-par security installed on his machine.

I have to go next door to that webtard next door again, to remove yet another root kit.

by DocBrown68 June 21, 2008

weetarded

Result from owning and operating a Suzuki DL650 V-Strom motorcycle. Otherwise known as a WEE.

I've ridden my bike so much that I have become weetarded.

by Loura C. October 21, 2008

wastarded

When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.

Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 25, 2006

wiitarded

Someone who doesn't know anything there is to know about the wii.

"That guy just asked me how much the Wii is. He must be wiitarded."

by JimmyBobby December 29, 2007

wetarded

When one or more sexy big dick swangin cold pieces of work are together and their individual retardedness combines into a 4th dinensional type unworldly unfathomable awesomeness-ness that is irresistable and unstoppable to all beings.

Them two boys is so wetarded,they make my pussy drip.

Them two boys are so wetarded they make my dick hard.

by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014

webtard

Someone who floods message boards and forums with single line entries simply responding to a previous post and adding nothing to the thread.

Previous post: "I saw the Broncos game last week. It was fantastic !!"
Webtard: "Yeah"

or descriptive of...."That guy writes total crap, he's such a webtard."

by tvc December 28, 2005

Watarded

An individual who is way retarded; this individual surpasses what it otherwise considered to be the standard of retarded or idiotic behavior. This individual is even considered exceptionally retarded among the regularly retarded.

Dude, trying to prove that you could pull that anvil with your nuts when you can’t even life a ten pound weight with your arm was watarded! Seriously man, those with special helmet requirements know better than that.

by Stacey *iz* hisrockstaR August 22, 2009