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An infamous fugitive on the run who led the US government to enlist the help of the civilian population by producing a set of books filled with images suspected to contain Waldo. Waldo was spotted by keen-eyed kiddies on several occasions, but blended into the masses when law enforcement officials were called to the scene. To this day, he remains at large.
Oh, there he- no, that's Waldo's girlfriend...
waldo by Wormy December 22, 2003
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Waldo. A small town outside Gainesville, Florida. There's nothing there except swamp, some livestock, and a flea market. the town's only source of income is speeding tickets. You have to keep a careful eye on the bouncing limit, and the police on every corner. The highway running through it is the 305, otherwise known as Waldo Rd. this stretch of 305 is nationally recognized as the worst place for speeding tickets.
-hey dude will you take me to the jacksonville airport?
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.
waldo by kristen January 13, 2005
Mechanical arm, operated by remote control by mimicking the motion of a human arm.

Term invented by Robert Heinlien in the novella of the same name.
waldo by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004
waldo is like santa clause when you see them they bring you great joy
waldo by bballchic16 October 23, 2011
A term used to point out gay men. Similar to the "Where's Waldo?" books.
Walking down the street someone sees someone they believe is gay and says "Waldo" and others can agree, disagree, confirm or disprove.
waldo by speare07 August 30, 2007
This guy is in a red and white striped sweater, he has glasses. Nobody knows where he is, except there has been reports of him being in little girl's closets.
He is also the hide and go seek champion.
Dude, did hear, Amber saw Waldo in her closet!
Waldo by Johnny McJohns March 1, 2010
A personthat shows up when not looked for. While also showing no shame. It can also be used as a person that never shows up when looked for.
Where were you for the meeting.Man you are such a waldo.
Waldo by Silent Strike March 18, 2003