waffle

To get your face smashed in to the back of the cage of the cop car.

Cop: So John do you like waffles?

John: Yes, I love waffles.

*cop slams on brakes and John's face slams into the cage*

by rolenrules5 May 3, 2006

waffle

A really awesome person, who pretty much is loved by everyone, yet is over looked.

Wow, I never noticed but she's a waffle.

by Ivy2008 July 27, 2006

waffle

a n00b after being pwned.

i ate that waffle with some n00bsauce

by Hawk666 February 16, 2007

waffle

slang for "wow fool"

If someone were to say something particularly idiodic, one might reply "waffle!"

by bryciey February 21, 2007

waffle

Verb.

to fool around with in either a sexual or nonsexual manner.

i want to waffle mike so hard!

louise and doug waffle whenever they watch movies together.

by Kellie22 October 17, 2008

waffle

when you are with all your guy friends and your bored someone goes to get a waffle and they all have to wack off on it and the last one to cum has to eat the waffle

"omg im so bored"
"Who has a waffle!!"

by Eric Cashin April 12, 2008

waffle

double penetration around breakfast time

"man, theres nothing better than having waffles in the morning"
"i know but wed all really like some breakfast now"

by PedroMG March 20, 2009