The reason why:
-You walk around with a collar and leash. See
slave
-Half your shit is
gone after the divorce. See owned
-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.
-Why you
get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.
"Stop staring at that other girl! I'm your wife."
"You don'
t need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife
forever" (O RLY?!?!)
"My wife said she just wasn'
t in that mood...again..."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD
GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)