second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

by mikm May 31, 2005

smiley central

An add-on to various chat programs, it allows you to add horrendous eyesores to IM conversations. It claims not to install any spyware/adware, but it still installs other crap.

Smiley Central has the most godawfully annoying and ugly smileys ever.

by mikm June 07, 2005

Charlie

Slang used for the Viet Cong during the Vietnam war. It originates from the radio phonetics used (VC --> Victor Charlie), and was shortened to Charlie.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

by mikm July 27, 2005

pistol whip

According to Homer Simpson, it is a food similar whipped-cream that is eaten with a pistol.

Mmmm....pistol whip.

by mikm June 07, 2005

black eye

A cup of coffee with two shots of espresso in it.

I was tired and needed to finish my paper, so I made a black eye.

by mikm October 09, 2006

pro bono

Latin. Literally means "for the (public) good".

Today, somebody working pro bono is working free as a public service.

The lawyer worked pro-bono to prosecute the KKK member for lynching black social workers.

by mikm July 29, 2005

horsemen

According to "Sean Connery" (from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy), horsemen = whore semen.

See? Whore, like your mother, and semen! It's right there!

by mikm June 06, 2005