A phrase used to describe someone of such little inteligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadaquete that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence qoutients spiral out of control into IQ absoulute zero,which is the focal point of the vortex (the person causing the dimensional void)
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally uninteligent person.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadaquete that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence qoutients spiral out of control into IQ absoulute zero,which is the focal point of the vortex (the person causing the dimensional void)
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally uninteligent person.
Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
See also: idiot dumbass vortex IQ IQ Visor
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
See also: idiot dumbass vortex IQ IQ Visor
by Dr Wilkins III June 28, 2007
Get the IQ vortex mug.(1) The trance-like state of indecision caused by too many food options.
(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.
(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.
(1) “Drag yourself out of that Sauce Vortex and order something! You’ve been reading the menu for 15 minutes!”
(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”
(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”
by gillfish February 20, 2009
Get the Sauce Vortex mug.An E-vorce is when your significant other changes their "marital status" on myspace, facebook, etc. When they are upset with you. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situataion.
"Hey Blue Eyes, your facebook says you are single again, wanna make out?
"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
by Blue Eyes, yo February 18, 2010
Get the e-vorced mug.A vortex is when u swirl a drink around in a bottle so it comes out fast. It is like chugging but in a swirling motion
Hey mate do a vortex
*swirls bottle up to mouth*
*chuggs while swallowing*
“Chug! Chug! Chug!”
Ayyyyy lad that one was fast
*swirls bottle up to mouth*
*chuggs while swallowing*
“Chug! Chug! Chug!”
Ayyyyy lad that one was fast
by CookieMonster762 March 7, 2021
Get the Vortex mug.A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.
by Mishoni May 12, 2006
Get the I voted for kodos mug.Verb, past tense (present- vore.) Among the vorish, used as a verb to describe the act of being devoured.
Bob: Hey, what happened to Phil?
Bill: Remember that prostitute we met in Vegas?
Bob: Yeah?
Bill: He got vored.
Bob: Lucky bastard.
Bill: Remember that prostitute we met in Vegas?
Bob: Yeah?
Bill: He got vored.
Bob: Lucky bastard.
by Iseja March 28, 2009
Get the vored mug.of, or pertaining to, a vortex. resembling a vortex, particularly the movement of energy in relation to a singularity at its source, as in a whirpool or blackhole.
more than its sister word vortical, vortexual conveys the notion that any event can also be contextualised in its relationship with other events that might or might not be connected by the same vortex.
hints at the fabric of space time continuum.
more than its sister word vortical, vortexual conveys the notion that any event can also be contextualised in its relationship with other events that might or might not be connected by the same vortex.
hints at the fabric of space time continuum.
her dream of the sky swirling with clouds, planets and stars could only be described as vortexual, since it was clear that everything she was seeing would all shortly disappear into a single micro dot of ultimate density on the event horizon. she became aware of a vortexual sensation of sick in her stomach and knew immediately that everything, including herself, was spinning in exactly the same spiraling way, towards an inevitable centre.
when and how that would take place, she could not fathom, yet she could not deny how she felt. she felt vortexual, as if her very soul had a texture inextricably linked to the fabric of the universe.
when and how that would take place, she could not fathom, yet she could not deny how she felt. she felt vortexual, as if her very soul had a texture inextricably linked to the fabric of the universe.
by MemphisofMoses October 29, 2010
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