virtual STD

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

by The Karma Fairy April 8, 2004

varunism

lessons preached by those starry eyed dimwits who fall for the unmatched, smart, witty, intelligent, insightful, intellectual humans named varun

she's a bore ever since she started her varunism

by eyewe April 9, 2010

Virtually

An advertising buzzword that can mean "almost", "somewhat", or "not", but never "absolutely".

What the ad says: "This product is virtually indestructible!"
Translation: "This product is maybe, sort of, not really indestructible!"

by Directorjustin July 6, 2017

Varun Kumar

The personification of good vibes.

Varun kumar often refers to the wittiest person in the room. Varun is the whole package with the best smile, the most contagious laugh, and the purest heart.

Varun Kumar is someone in your life who you just cannot let go.

I'm falling in love with him, He's a Varun Kumar after all

by Maadz2707 July 23, 2019

Varun

pussy getter and pipes all the gals in glen waverly

ay thats varun!

person 2: yea that man piped all the gals, and hit a reverse 6 simultaneously in his cricket game.

by Shennnn March 8, 2022

virtual intimacy

souls touching without speaking

We I read what you wrote it's like kissing the nape of your neck, wrapping our fingers together, seeing you though we are apart, in splendid virtual intimacy.

by Emily Christine June 2, 2007

Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 8, 2012