vaginus

(n.) the vagina that is surgically constructed from a penis during sexual re-assignment surgery

Even after hours of tongue numbing cunnilingus, it never dawned on me that Faux Necia's was a vaginus not a vagina.

by AlainLuc May 19, 2009

Vagitosis

When someone is such a pussy that they wreak of it.

When Ricky was dared to press a ham at the Hawaiian Tropic's girls tour bus and declined, I knew he had vagitosis.

by shellhunter December 11, 2011

Vagitosis

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.

We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.

by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009

Vagitosis

A rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.

If a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up


or


he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 February 28, 2005

Vagitastic

When a man does something that makes other men question his manliness. When manly men give into their more feminine wilds and the end product is what this adjective describes. Something you would normally associate as having come from someone with a vagina.

Wow that sweater you knitted Bob is really Vagitastic.

by AngryBadger April 17, 2010

vagivus maximus

Roman terminology for a real jerk

That Joe, he's a pig and an asshole and complete jerk. He's a total vagivus maximus.

by Word Johnson September 20, 2012

vagixus

Vagina, Cervix, and Uterus combined into one word meanin we all gettin deeper in da sexy ladies lol replacin da word vagina when talking bout a female`s organs of pleasure

Dat Girl Ch`kori`s vagixus is my favorite part of dis earth n universe...

by Skred December 22, 2013