Vaganitus

A disease which strikes males only. Symptons include sprouting vaginas on your body, becoming very lazy and boring, and acting like a complete pussy. First contracted by Stan Marsh on South Park.

man... james' new girlfriend must have gave him vaganitus cause he has been actin like a pussy lately

by c@m@z0nD@m@z0n June 30, 2009

Vagatitus

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.

EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus

by smendez April 11, 2010

Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

by Picking December 13, 2014

Vaginitis

is a circumstance when I male acts like little girl, or, can be used to call someone out for not doing what you would like them to do.

If your friend can't go out to the bar because his girlfriend won't let him, and someone asks where he is, you say he has vaginitis so he can't come out.

by Luke Olson October 13, 2006

Vagitis

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018

Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

by hawke4me November 10, 2019

vagististical

A term for art or architecture that looks like a vagina.

Wow, Picaso must be a homo, because none of his art is very vagististical.

The giant architectural opening was very vagististical in nature.

Vagististically speaking, that looks like a huge vag.

by Travis Brown January 20, 2009