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reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011
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vacuous

1. (adjective) - Lacking any significance or a valid point.

2. (adjective) - To have a brain that is completely devoid of common sense and significant thought.

3. (adverb) - To be so self-absorbed that the needs of other people or dependants are never considered before making a decision or taking action.

4. (adverb) - To act in a self-satisfied manner

5. (adverb) - To behave a in a manner that is meaningless
to other people
If she weren't so vacuous, she would listen to our opinions before rushing to judgment.

Your would think that his vacuous mother would care more about his well being than focusing on keeping a great tan.
by Tom Bidel October 12, 2005
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Rooster Vacuum

Man Ms. Balm is a total rooster vacuum.
by L. Prozin June 10, 2009
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vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."
by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016
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vacuum cleaner 3000

when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”

“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time
by freakygaygirl101 January 30, 2021
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vacuutemporal

The experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension, an extension of the simultemporal state.
Accustomed to the simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are simultaneous rather than sequential or linear, effectively living time all at once, he was increasingly subject to vacuutemporal states in which the delusion of time dissolved.
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021
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Jizz Vacuum

when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.
John jizzed so much while playing call of duty, he had to call kyle over to be his jizz vacuum
by the fuckin shit January 17, 2010
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