by Romanblack69 January 21, 2018

A very annoying and cocky utterly useless male. These individuals suck the life out of hardworking individuals and are generally privileged white males. Also see Fucktard.
Mike and Chris only got their promotions because they’re vacuums. They sure sucked up knowledge from the true project managers Liz and Erin.
by OinkOinkWinkWink November 15, 2019

by Overrated Emo. December 16, 2008

When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.
Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.
Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!
Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!
by Rad_Kid April 23, 2008

Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

SUCK IT!! Vacuum
by a dumb ass April 20, 2009

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).
This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.
This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.
1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!
2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!
2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!
by Telephony July 28, 2012
