Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010

Soul Tying

Having sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

"Jena and I fucked on her period, best way for soul tying."

by TheFuckery4k November 30, 2021

shes actually just tying her shoe

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

by Mcd247 February 8, 2013

Sack tying

The act of tying ones scrotum with a rope or any string-like material, then tying the penis to the testicles and using it as one

You into kinky shit
Yeah I like sack tying

by Frumpyfran October 3, 2017

Sack tying

The act of tying the testicles to the penis with rope or any string-like material and using it as one.

You into kinky shit?
Yeah I like sack tying

by Frumpyfran October 3, 2017

Hog tying

The art of releasing methane gas from the sphincter and entrapping an oppenent or any individual for that matter in farticles by running around them as you release or immediatly after

Bob: Dude why are you randomly running in circles around me?

John: Haha im just hog tying

Bob: come on i swallowed the farticles

by John Kroll May 24, 2008

that whole Yale thing

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

by Siesmic Dan August 5, 2011