Thotimus Prime

The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.

Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”

by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020

Thotify

A music subscription for the ratchet Beckys' of the world. Mainly featuring songs that promote twerking and unprotected promiscuous sex.

Amy M ended her subscription to I tunes today and signed up for Thotify.

I made a dope Thotify playlist today.

by salshasmorefun January 4, 2019

tootieboo

tootieboo- (n) refers to any female, referred to in a sexual sense, that is between the age of 18 and 29, is yet to become a mother, and is very attractive. Tootieboo can refer to the sexual organ of such a female as well. Tootieboo tends to be more playful and less intellegent than Coodyboo; however, they are not usually ignorant by any means. Most tootieboo has yet to sow their wild oats and can seem an easier target to land in the sack- even if they possess a boyfriend. They always get your attention.

Cleitus saw a group of tootieboo at the game that literally made his head spin.

Dude, I wish Ashley would give me some of that good tootieboo!

by Yer Pop June 26, 2009

Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement

Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"

by Nickster27 July 9, 2016

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

Thotism

Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.

A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.

- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"

Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."

by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017