Tworking

When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.

"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."

by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018

twanking

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp

that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch

by probsurmom March 13, 2019

Twooking

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

by BONZAI-15 December 31, 2011

tonking

The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed

Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day

by The Big Prune January 31, 2018

Twokking

The action of twerking and walking at the same time. Mainly done on the side walk of roads, an interpreter would put his or her head down between his legs and start walking and twerking, and the head would be down to see where he or she is going.

Jim: "I hope Miley Cyrus doesn't start twokking too."
John "Dear God no. We can only hope"

by Pootispenser June 8, 2014

Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

by Snedwan April 7, 2009

twinking

When you place a Twinkie on somebody's porch, ring their doorbell, and hide to see their reaction.

"Dude I heard you went twinking last night, how was it?"

"You should have been there. He picked it up and looked around for like five minutes before going back inside. Priceless!"

by twinkersferdayz February 9, 2012