Dusty Twilight

When a woman puts baby powder or glitter in her vagina and queefs in a mans face.

"I was fucking Kim last night and she gave me a Dusty Twilight"

by ;ljasdlfkjasd;lkfjkdfusdjfsdlk January 3, 2012

Twilight Nazi

Crazed twilight fan girls.
Often they are 12 year olds
They will stop at nothing. If they think you even remotely look like Robbert Patterson (aka Edward Cullen), regardless of how far fetched the absurd idea, they will hunt you down like a pack of dogs and attempt to rape you.

Be particularly careful when you hear a fan girl yell "Surprise!" because they will most likely charge at you and rape you but because they yelled surprise its perfectly legal.
see surprise buttsecks

Twilight Nazi: hey are you a vampire?
Unwilling look alike: wtfbbq? gtfo!
Twilight Nazi: SURPRISE! *pounce*

by blackpwr March 27, 2010

Twilight

A four-part book series about a girl's choice between beastiality and neophilia

Twilight....

by OK]8 man on a skateboard January 21, 2010

Twilight Zone

A state of surrealism, where things that should not make sense seem to do so. Term taken from the 1960's TV show hosted by writer Rod Serling.

Carl just found out that his father, the one he thought was dead, is still alive! How Twilight Zone can you get!

by Unidyne December 14, 2003

Twilight

Twilight is the time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk.

Twilight is one of the most beautiful times of the day for some people.

by cheygirl24 March 5, 2009

Twilight

A book that has garnered the affection of tweenies everywhere; it tells of the neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one dimensional as themselves.

an extract from Twilight:

"Edward, what about ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the Volturi could relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"

by spacer_ December 9, 2008

Twilight Zone

It is another dimension: A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. A land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.

You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

by Master-Card July 15, 2006