TeaTards

TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.

by artfulmark February 16, 2010

tweetard

A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.

by FreeMemory January 21, 2009

twastard

a pregnant fish without a father.

you twastard

by fairy nuff September 24, 2003

tweatarded

the stupid things tweaked out people do

Your head lamp looks tweatarded, eat a sandwich and take a nap

by Grpit74 February 3, 2017

tweaktales

A person with lots of nervous tics. Mainly smelling of the fingers, making strange sex noises at inappropriate times and hacking obsessively.

Is tweaktales in his room whacking off again?

by Some Guy123 February 24, 2008

tweakerdoodle

A tweakerdoodle is someone who has used so much methamphetamines that they no longer have a functioning noggin. Tweakerdoodles can be seen walking on the side of the road collecting rocks, pretending to landscape piles of trash in front of their trailers, or scurrying around town.

Lock the doors there's that tweakerdoodle again!

Good Lord, look at that tweakerdoodle!

by Jesucka June 19, 2018

Tweetard

A person who utilizes the Twitter application to communicate unintelligent—often unintelligible—thoughts, proposals, threats, etc. SYNONYM: Donald Trump.

As a young boy, his mother told him that if he was willing to abandon decency and care only about himself, he too could someday become a TWEETARD and live for four years (or less) in the White House.

by Mo D July 24, 2018