Shania Twain

The only country music you can listen to without throwing up.

Shania is a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice and is married to AC/DC producer Mutt Lange.

Shania plays guitar, sings, and writes all her own music. Her songs are upbeat and not like average depressing country music.

by Ana October 8, 2004

Twain Wreck

When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.

'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'

by JoanJettHead August 18, 2011

Twatinator

a female, delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer, wears pink knitted hats

Man , Betty is a twatinator! I asked her to answer a simple question and she retorted with baseless insults!

by EG6785 March 10, 2017

twatinski

A Jewish Pollack who enjoys spreading her legs for random men and having sex with them and their friends. She is always looking for the BBD - The bigger better dea.

The girl is such a twatinski, she had sex with the entire mens soccer team.

by Steel4u0987 April 17, 2019

twixing

when your hungry during sex so you grab a twix bar and eat one half as you finger your fat girlfriend with the other half then proceed to eat the twix bar like lady and the tramp with your partner.

oh man i was twixing fat sharon at the weekend

by beninburn May 3, 2019

twasin

A guy who comes off as rude but actually is very kind,calm and sweet.Always there to help others.Also he’s very pleasing to look at.He usually doesn’t talk much but he’s very funny and he’s a professional in roasting people.

“I wanna be twasin when I grow up!”
“This twasin guy is very hot.”

by 783256 November 24, 2020

Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013