Twanking

The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}

Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!

by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015

Twank

A twat that wanks to other twats

I’m a twank

by LittleStoleYourMcNuggets June 25, 2019

twank

Also known as lil' bitch, twankle-berry, Teats, twank-nasty, and D. Teaters. Someone who enjoys staying up late watching porn and keeping others awake, they also enjoy the occassional towel bed if made properly.

Shit son, I want to get some shut eye up in this bitch but fuckin twank won't turn off the porn.

by Scadden July 29, 2008

Twank

A pussy. either a girls virgina or
a person. A male whom is a wimp,
A female whom is a bitch

He's such a twank.

by Total Clad January 6, 2004

Twank

Hot new dance made by rap group 2Dope.

Did you see Kirean last night, he hit his Twank and all the bitches ran to him.

by Joseph Sorensen October 4, 2011

twank

A term used to describe a completely wrong answer to a extremely simple qustion... Often used by Mrs. Nelda Newell

TWANK!!!...Erik Hamilton you're an idiot...

by fo shizzle May 6, 2003

'twank

wanking over online porn, interne-t-wank = 'twank

''I was having a 'twank last night, watching the Abi Titmuss video when my missus walked in''

by Harry Gooper September 21, 2007