Turdon

Loving someone so much you merge both their first and last names together to make a cute nick name.

Ugh that girl is forever making turdons!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

turon

A cross between a tourist and a moron.

"Yo, let's avoid going into the city this weekend, it's heavy turon season."

by N. Brandes July 18, 2005

Dahn Turgenson

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Turbonegro

a really fast black person

every black person you've ever met

by shawn March 16, 2005

turdonkey

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.

I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.

by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010

Turbononce

Used to define a person who’s very existence is infinitely nonsensical.

Lawrence: “Did you see that scene with the coach and all those dudes?”
Daniel: “Yeh bru, that guy was a turbononce. He deserved a good bounce.”

by Jessie’sGirl August 19, 2020

fuckin turgeon

a term used to make fun of dan turgeon

fuckin turgeon, what are you doing? just buy the damn colts.

by Vagina March 6, 2004