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turdster

A weasly, bespeckled, ginger haired, personality vacuumed male.
Oy you, nob off turdster!
by Nonceman April 27, 2003
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turdito

A small loaf of feces. A little piece of shit. A tiny turd. See dingleberry.
My cat left a turdito on the carpet.
by Wigga July 3, 2003
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turistic

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
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Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica
by romulo October 17, 2006
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turdishness

having turd-like characteristics.
Turdishness is part of his charm.
by miss simpleminded May 15, 2010
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Turdis

Turdis. Those Tardis- like portable loos that are set up on building sites in UK

Resembling the Tardis that Dr Who travelled in, the Turdis only travels under the steam of the delivery truck that delivers it for the relief of the workmen.

On big sites, there are two, called ''Turdi'' plural
''Bloody hell, ugh, was so hung over the stench from the TURDIS made me gag''
Oh no...I don't think I can hang on til knocking off time, the Turd is crowning..I'll have to brave the Turdis, and choose the least offensive one.
by Oakbark May 23, 2018
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Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.
Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013
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Tardist

one who has no socioeconomic class listing,
doesn't understand any philosophy, and constantly criticizes friends for using big words.

also,
someone who advocates tardism.
Nihilist:so thats pretty much nihilism for you.
Tardist:So what did bill nye have to do with that?

Tardist:I don't believe in ebolution.
by Jose gustafon March 31, 2007
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