turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Turbonerd

An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.

(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)

I hate playing Halo online because the damn turbonerds blow your brains out before you even move

by The Medicated August 28, 2010

turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

turdbomber

turds falling from the sky, someone who causes them too. A jerk who brings turds down on other people. A giant flaming turd shot from your butt at something, someone who does that.

Woah, he is a turdbomber!

by bobby scratchitt April 26, 2006

turdtoter

An Ass/Butt/Hiney which is attractive in appearance

Jesus, Dianna has a nice turdtoter!!

by therealoddthomas March 26, 2008

turdbaler

an ass, butt, pooper, crapfactory, bum, a place where shit is packed before coming out, booty, badonkadonk

look at the turdbaler on her

by G2thefarmer January 6, 2011

turboneet

A neet who is considered cringeworthy or otherwise autistic even by other neets.

Among the group of social outcasts, no one liked Eric because he was a massive turboneet

by DocMuffin November 4, 2015