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Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.
TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.

trumpeting 

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid
Those beans have had me trumpeting all night
trumpeting by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017

Trumpeting 

To tweet angrily about politics, like Donald Trump.
Oh, hey look. The President is trumpeting again.
Trumpeting by Show Bobs December 6, 2017

trumpeting 

When a bald, old man perversely propositions someone younger than him, usually male, to engage in sexual musical acts.
"Bruv, that Toni tried trumpeting on me again last night!"

"Yeh stay well away from him, he's proper sketchy"
trumpeting by Barry-Scott October 16, 2013

Trumptino 

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump
The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.
Trumptino by tirtle June 28, 2018

Trumpspunket 

Female political devotee of Donald Trump. Usually a mass of uninformed prejudices and vitriol squeezed into an overweight body in grubby jeans and T shirt. Either a quite physically unattractive woman, or an attractive woman, whom, once she starts to speak, you realise she has nothing but gopvomit between her ears where her brain ought to be.
Adjective, pejorative insult.
"Make America great again! Build the damn wall! Lock her up! Benghazi!"

You know, there's no proof , don't you?

"More Hillary lies! Lock her up!!"
Leave her be -poor dumb bitch is just another sorry Trumpspunket.