Trumpet-leg

It's Horn-knee (horny) you absolute moron.

Hey babe my parents aren't home and I'm 🎺🦵 (trumpet-leg)

by KiwiZiggyX November 14, 2019

trumpectomy

The surgical removal of a nasty anal fistula from the White House.

Man, I could really use a trumpectomy.

by pseudobansky May 6, 2020

puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

by wendigodude January 26, 2018

Booty trumpet

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".

Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.

by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010

Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020

trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips

It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil

by Loopydave December 1, 2018

trumpcentration camps

Facilities across the United States used to incarcerate Hispanic minority families for not being white and/or not being able to speak English fluently.

President Donald Trump has ordered that all Hispanic families be put into Trumpcentration camps (aka "modern day concentrstion camps") where Hispanics will enjoy being separated from their family members and be placed behind bars for undisclosed amounts of time and be served peanut butter burritos.

by Paco4u June 22, 2018